Douchebag Movie

Premise
In a world where teenagers for some reason have absolutely zero parental supervision, a boy and girl from different sides of the tracks meet and fall in love. She: A wealthy classically trained ballerina trying to break free from her authoritarian dance instructor. He: A poor street racing hoodlum who has entered the dangerous world of underground Mixed Martial Arts. Do these two star-crossed lovers have what it takes to win the dance off, the big race, and the cage fight, without losing their love for one another?

Setup
One dark and stormy night, Brittany McRicherton is driving home from ballet practice and crosses over the railroad tracks into the seedy part of town. There, she spots a group of poor but attractive teenagers huddled around a group. She gets out of her minivan thinking it's a dance off, but finds out its actually a homoerotic street fight, with two shirtless, hairless ripped teenagers. One of them is a cute boy named Thuggo Rodriguez.

Brittany, in her excitement, starts dancing, and then some urban (i.e., black or Puerto Rican) girl challenges her to a dance off. Brittany loses, because no one appreciates her ballet shit. Except Thuggo, who's never before seen a woman without a stabbing wound.

Thuggo gets beat, but he catches Brittany's attention, and the two get into Thuggo's car and they drive away to compete in an illegal street race.

Action
The action is basically the following sequences, alternated three times each:

- Dance off
- Unprotected sex
- Cage fight
- The poor/rich family not accepting Brittany/Thuggo because they can't see past her wealthy exterior/his tendency to steal things from their house.
- Illegal street race
- Unprotected sex

Thrilling Conclusion
Right before the final dance off with the urban girl, the one where Brittany can redeem herself once and for all and get all the street credibility her heart desires, she realizes that she's missed her period. A pregnancy test confirms it: She's knocked up.

Thuggo says he'll be there for her and his child, but he changes his mind and skips town. Britney goes out to dance anyway, but first trimester nausea gets the better of her, and she throws up all over the urban girl's hair.